The Art of Soap Making: Bubbles, Botanicals & a Little Bit of Witchcraft
- Jeremy Lazzara
- 12 minutes ago
- 2 min read
Let’s be real: Mass-produced soap is fine… if you’re into parabens, mystery fragrances, and showering with corporate regret. But if you’re more of a "hand-harvested petals from a moonlit garden" type, welcome to Primitive Pansies.

We make soap the way your great-grandmother would, if she was a tattooed herbalist who biked everywhere, composted obsessively, and brewed her own nettle tea. Our handmade soap is unapologetically artisanal, intentionally nostalgic, and always small-batch.
What’s in Our Soap? (Spoiler: Not Sadness.)
Our secret recipe isn’t really secret, but it is solid:
Coconut Oil – for that fluffy, Instagrammable lather
Palm Oil – responsibly sourced, obviously
Olive Oil – like what your skin dreams about while you sleep
Sodium Hydroxide – because science
Fragrance – earthy, floral, or spicy, depending on the planetary alignment
Botanicals – actual flowers, not just the word “botanical” in cursive on a plastic wrapper
Water – straight from the Pacific Northwest sky (ok, tap... but filtered)
Each bar is poured, cut, and cured by hand. No two bars are alike. Just like Portland roommates.
PNW Witch Vibes in Every Bar
Our soaps are scented like your favorite forest hike, herbal apothecary, or rainy Sunday with a book and a beeswax candle. Whether you're scrubbing off trail dust or brunch grease, you’ll emerge smelling like a better version of yourself, one who probably forages mushrooms and makes her own kimchi.
Want to level up the ritual? Pair a bar with our local beeswax candles, wax melts, or room sprays and turn your home into the coziest damn yurt this side of Mount Hood.
For Gifting or Hoarding (No Judgment)
People love our soaps for:
Birthday gifts (especially for your yoga instructor or barista crush)
Pairing with a beeswax melt in a sachet
Personal use, because treating yourself is radical self-care

TL;DR: What You’re Getting
PNW-crafted handmade soap
Real ingredients, no weird sudsy aftertaste
Vibes: warm, woodsy, floral, and possibly enchanted
Looks amazing in your bathroom next to your fern and vintage glass jar collection
Shop Small. Smell Amazing.
Whether you're searching for local beeswax candles near me, wax melts, or just handmade soap that doesn’t smell like a chemical spill, Primitive Pansies is here for your hands, heart, and counter aesthetics.
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